help - i'm in love boat hell

It's exam week and I'm sitting in the hallowed Harvard Widener library. Two undergrads(?) sat down across from me a half hour ago. A guy has a scruffy face, big eyebrows and is using a big dell laptop across from mine. To his right is a blond woman in curls and rosy lips. Every few miinutes, they look into each other eyes, hold hands and smile. This is the real cause of my stress right now - not that Liam is sick, I am rarely seeing my kids, Chris and I are fighting all of the time, my applications are due in two days and I'm rushing to get one of my papers done to submit with them. I then have a quant exam on Monday and three days later I have another final paper due. Meanwhile, I can't get find another worker to interview for my project. Yep, it's this darned happy couple across from me. Well, at least I can find some happiness in making fun of other people - hey, don't let my kids know I said that...